And This Was How I Tried To Swindle The Swindler

I got a text last Wednesday. It was the same text message that the same number sent me a week before. TWICE! The first time I received it, I ignored it. The second time, I deleted it. The third time,I finally decided to screw with the texter.

Seriously, is anyone really stupid enough to fall for this crap?

So I replied: "Kamusta dyan? Malamig ba ngayon dyan sa Dubai? So itatapon ko na ba yun luma mong number? Magkano bang load kailangan mo? Maypapabili ako, kelangan ng laptop ng kapatid mo sa school. Baka pwede ka magpadala sa amin.

Swindler: Ok naman ako d2. kamusta na kayo dyan? Cge magpapadala ako ng laptop dyan paloadan mo muna ako ng P500 may tatawagan lang akong importante. Mahirap kasi magload d2 hindi nko makatext wala na akong load ingat god bless!

Swindlee (aka ME): wala akong pera. Nalimutan mo akong padalhan ng pera nung isang buwan. padala mo naman sa account ko para maloadan kita.

Swindler: ...

Yeah! Who's the bitch now, bitch?! >:)